Three midwestern girls documenting their everyday encounters and providing expert life advice. You’re welcome.


Screen Shot 2013-01-24 at 4.39.01 PMS is a young professional living in the Twin Cities. As a typical Wisconsin transplant, she eased through college at the University of Minnesota leaning from the best and partying with the best. S’s interests include cooking, working out, keeping up with the latest celebrity gossip and the Green Bay Packers. She holds a special place in her heart for her family, her fabulous friends and anyone in a Packer jersey. Oh yeah, and did I mention she loves the Packers? (Aaron, if you’re reading this please take note) In summary she is the definition of the “hostess with the mostest” and a vodka connoisseur who everyone loves. She is hilarious and her posts will prove it.


Screen Shot 2013-01-24 at 4.38.32 PMK is an unapologetic Wisconsin fan living in the land of Gophers, Vikings, and Twins. She’s non-confrontational, but will verbally abuse you if you talk badly about her Packers or Badgers. Stalking hotties, playing Just Dance and painting her nails super fun colors are just three ways she spends her precious free time. At any moment, we expect her to move to Australia on a quest to meet Aussie boys she’s only heard of, but never seen – those who don’t wear skinny jeans, but still have the loveable accent!


Screen Shot 2013-01-24 at 4.38.48 PMDon’t let R’s small stature fool you. She’s a spunky redhead who wishes she were Irish. Her passions include: The men everyone loves to hate — especially Lebron James and Scott Disick, day drinking, Justin Bieber or any teen heartthrob at the time, cardio workouts (because she’s crazy) and reality shows about the Amish. Spend a day with her and you’ll eat either pizza, smiley fries or an egg sandwich, burn all those calories away with uncontrollable laughter and learn more about celebrity gossip than you ever cared to know.

Want to know more about us? Have questions for us? Want to give us some feedback? We’d love to hear from you! Contact us at awkwardvodka@gmail.com

3 thoughts on “About”

  1. Ok, this is super coincidental – we have an S and a K over at our blog, and we’re both from Wisconsin! S (Sarah) went to college in Minnesota, too. So cool/strange! 🙂 Nice to meet all of you.

    -Sarah & Kaitlyn

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