I have a lot of grievances right now. They are as follows…
- I don’t want to work out today.
- My oranges have been really hard to peel lately.
- I forgot my lunch at home and don’t know where to go and get lunch – order Jimmy Johns again or walk across the street and get soup. It’s so cold outside, but I just had Jimmy Johns last week…
- I need to get an oil change. I don’t want to take the time or spend the $20 to get one.
- My to-do list is too long.
- I don’t have time to go shopping for new clothes. Or just random crap from Target.
- My legs are sore from step class.
- There is snow on the ground. I even like snow, but it’s too much. I’d like spring please.
- I don’t have a Vodka Diet in front of me right now.
- It’s only Wednesday.
- All my clothes broke my closet. The pole that holds up my clothes fell down, and I haven’t taken the time to fix it. Let’s be honest – I probably won’t until right before I move out – a year or two from now.
- I haven’t been to yogurt lab in a month.
- There has been a super cute dress sitting in my closet for a month, but it’s too cold to wear it right now.
- I don’t have time to catch up on all my TV shows.
- My favorite boots are ripping at the bottom. Stupid, cheap Target boots.
- There is a rumor that the dumbass Vikings are going to pick up one of my favorite Packers – Greg Jennings. He carries our team on his back.
- Pretty Little Liars and The Lying Game were both stupid last night.
- My office is cold, and I forgot my sweater.
- Day drinking this weekend in celebration of my Irish heritage is going to cost me money and probably make me hungover.
- My contacts hurt my eyes.
- I still feel guilty about eating too much last weekend.
- I need to be invited to an event where it’s appropriate to wear Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscars dress.
- My favorite jeans are ripping.
awkward vodka 