1. You bleed green & gold
2. You grew up in a small town with a name that’s impossible to spell or pronounce
3. You have several relatives within driving distance
4. You turn any night – or day – of drinking into a competition
5. You laugh at people who “don’t drink beer”
6. You know all the words to “Varsity”
7. You know how to tailgate like a pro
8. Field trips included Heritage Hills, Wisconsin Dells, House on the Rock and the state capitol
9. No amount of snow will keep you from going to the bar
10. A brat is a delicious food – not an unruly child
11. You know what a bubbler is
12. Friday nights are spent at the local VFW Hall or Catholic School for a fish fry
13. Cheese Curds (and not the fried kind) are a main food group
14. You’ve been to at least three wedding receptions that start with polka music
15. It’s normal to wear a wedge of cheese on your head.
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