- You order shots at happy hour (and then drunkenly blog about it)
- You make Subway employees hate their job, and you
- You play Buck Hunter. A lot.
- You perform a taste-test between the Nacho Cheese and Cooler Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos
- You call everyone and their mother in your phone until one finally answers
- You force temporary tattoos on people’s faces at the bar
- You take several Irish Car Bombs
- You Instagram. A lot.
- You play 4-player games of darts with one other person
- You set up personal training sessions
- You attempt to make meringue cookies at 1 a.m. and fail terribly
- You show up to a 10 a.m. coffee meeting still drunk with face tattoos
- You dance. A lot.
- You have heart-to-hearts with anyone who will listen
- You take over $100 out of your bank account at the bar ATM and have no idea what you spent it on
- You cry at the bar for no reason
- You ruin your “diet” by eating hungover food like french fries, onion rings, burgers and chicken tenders
- You offer to pay a $60 cab fare because all you want to do is be in bed after drinking for 12 hours straight
- You wake up, feel hungover but power through and keep drinking
awkward vodka 