Stupid S#*t You Do When You Drink All Weekend

  • You order shots at happy hour (and then drunkenly blog about it)
  • You make Subway employees hate their job, and you
  • You play Buck Hunter. A lot.
  • You perform a taste-test between the Nacho Cheese and Cooler Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos
  • You call everyone and their mother in your phone until one finally answers
  • You force temporary tattoos on people’s faces at the bar
  • You take several Irish Car Bombs
  • You Instagram. A lot.
  • You play 4-player games of darts with one other person
  • You set up personal training sessions
  • You attempt to make meringue cookies at 1 a.m. and fail terribly
  • You show up to a 10 a.m. coffee meeting still drunk with face tattoos
  • You dance. A lot.
  • You have heart-to-hearts with anyone who will listen
  • You take over $100 out of your bank account at the bar ATM and have no idea what you spent it on
  • You cry at the bar for no reason
  • You ruin your “diet” by eating hungover food like french fries, onion rings, burgers and chicken tenders
  • You offer to pay a $60 cab fare because all you want to do is be in bed after drinking for 12 hours straight
  • You wake up, feel hungover but power through and keep drinking

Author: AwkwardVodka

Three Midwestern girls trying to adult, documenting their awkward encounters and providing expert life advice. You're welcome.

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