The ACM Awards are this Sunday evening at 7:00 p.m. Nothing goes as well together as drinking and country music, so get your booze ready, put on those cowboy boots and play this game on Sunday night.
…Also be prepared to call in sick on Monday morning…
If you’re skeptical about spending an evening watching country, take a look at the hosts – the manly, hot hot hot Blake Shelton and sexy, sexy Luke Bryan.
Now that I’ve given you a good enough reason to watch the action, here are the rules…
Drink every time:
- Blake Shelton talks about The Voice
- Blake/Luke take a dig at Carrie Underwood/Brad Paisley
- Someone says y’all
- Someone talks about drinking
- A winner thanks God
- Luke/Blake make fun of someone in the audience
- Someone performs in a cowboy hat
- There’s a great view of Luke Bryan’s ass
- It’s obvious that someone is giving a speech drunk
- The camera pans to an unimpressed T. Swizzle
- Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert look adorable together
- Hunter Hayes reminds you of a country Justin Bieber
- If you’ve never heard one of the songs being performed
Hard Liquor Rules:
- If Miranda Lambert wins anything, take a shot of whiskey
- If Eric Church wins anything, take a jag bomb
- If Taylor Swift wins anything, chug a soda
- If Blake Shelton wins anything, take shots until you’re bombed and then start Tweeting your thoughts about life
- If Carrie Underwood wins anything, play slap the bag with a bag of wine
Finish your drink:
Just for fun, my predictions are Miranda Lambert for Female Vocalist of the Year, Blake Shelton for Male Vocalist of the Year and Taylor Swift (should be Luke Bryan…) for Entertainer of the Year.
What do you think? Not that it matters since you’ll most likely be blacked out by the time these awards start…
awkward vodka 